Mary: Give it here. What are you using that for?
Bob: I’m using it on the Teflon pans.
Mary: You are not! You can’t use that on the Teflon!
Bob: Teflon is not god!
Mary: On the website, it said that it is.
Bob: God is dead!
Mary: No! Liar! How dare you talk that way about Teflon? Teflon is god! The website said so!
Bob: The website is lying to you. Teflon is not god, because god is dead…then again, perhaps I am wrong. Teflon is not alive, therefore it might be god. My apologies.
Mary: Oh…okay.
End scene.
(Four and a half lines of that dialogue actually happened (with different names) and caused my nervous laughter. The rest, I took liberties with and to no purpose.)
